Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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