i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize