What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I need moral support for this bender
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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