Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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