the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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