what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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