would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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