I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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