I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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