fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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