just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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