She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
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he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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