Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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