we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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