Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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