Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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