O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Acid is not a monday night drug
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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