i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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