the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Randomize
