I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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