It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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