ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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