I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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