i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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