there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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