just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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