ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
