So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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