I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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