My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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