But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
