Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
as a side note pls kill me
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