You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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