last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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