at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
