So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
She announced her abortion via fbk
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
A bitchslap is in order.
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