she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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