Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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