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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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