last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I skipped work to stalk him.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
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this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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