My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
literally had 100 drinks last night.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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