she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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