were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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