Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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