no, he came in my armpit
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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