Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
zippers are such a cool invention
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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