I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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