dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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