kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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