In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
