There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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