this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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