I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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