you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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