Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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