I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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